I Am Heka, Guardian of Magic!

• If I was Barack Obama, I would make every price in shops the same and lowest. I currently live in Kenya, so that would be 30 Kenyan shillings. It really does my head in when I see something I like in Nakumatt Westgate (as aforementioned, I live in Kenya) and the price is something like 3400 Kenyan shillings.  I told my mother about this (only I used 50 Kenyan shillings) and the reply was 'If everything was Sh50, we'd all be rich.' An there are at least a few people in my school who share this view. One teacher even said I should run for president!
• I just might be obsessed with Egyptian mythology (hence the title) and I've even made up some Egyptian deity couples. For instance, Heka and Selket, Sobek and Anuket and (recently) Monthu and Pakhet. The second couple is my favourite, and I'd love to see Satis at the typical mother-in-law charachter. (No, don't start hating, now!)
• I often pretend to Be a charachter on a TV show I love.
• I also imagine a music video for a song I love.
• I HATE BEING 16!!! EXAMS AND STUDY ARE RAMPANT HERE! WORST NUMBER OF MY LIFE!! 16 IS SOOOO NOT SWEET! NOT ONE BIT! NOOO!
• Uhh... I mean: Oh, Ra, god of the sun and supreme ruler of the universe, and Thoth, embodiment of knowledge an inventor of speech and writing, help those reading this to know that the buttone atop the page are to navigate my site.
• The god Set is a notorious womanizer!!! No, for real! Look on his page at Wikipedia!
• "Four sons of Horus" should be changed to "Three sons of Hours"! I've just found out that Duamutef, the protector of the intestines, is actually Anubis's son from a passionate affair with Wadjet, the protectress of Lower Egypt.
• And now that I mention it, Wadjet, was there any reason to be so conceited in the cartoon Papyrus?! "Your human dramas do not concern me. All that matters is the insult to my crown, and I am very angry!" (That was after Papyrus, the fisherman, told you that Princess Theti wasn't guilty of the events leading up to here.) Instead of that "human dramas" rabble, you might as well have said "You are not being funny!"
• And, Sobek, I know that Papyrus might as well have called you the worst father of all Egypt, but that was no reason to call all humans stupid!

 See you soon! You can find more scoops, rants and rubbish by clicking "Blog" on the aforementioned buttons atop this page. And, Ra, administer a lingering death to all haters and flamers. Please?